A: "I'll see you next month." Q: Whats the best thing about Pocahontas in the shower? Q: What's even better than winning the Special Olympics A: Not being a retard. A: They just give you a bra and say: Here, fill this out. Q: What do you call a teenage girl who doesn't masturbate? Q: Whats the best thing about dating homeless chicks? Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? A: If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts! A: At least a zit waits until you're a teenager before it cums on your face! One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion? After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write." Blowjobs For Money A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. Q: Why are there only two pallbearers at a homeless guys funeral?
Q: What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time? Q: What do you call a school bus full of white people? " Flaslight A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight! The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes! Q: Whats the best thing about a 18 year old girl in the shower? Q: What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman? Q: What do you call a bookworm who gets eaten by a cannibal? Dirty Short Bar Jokes Handjob Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. " Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A: A lickalotopis Q. A: Because he was looking for Pooh If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off? A: Ate something If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. A: FUCKS FUNNY Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Q: What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo? a shit (think about it) Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job! The guy sobs, "I was driving and picked up a hitchhiker. A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop" A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. ', the cashier asks 'No', the guy says, 'she's not that ugly' Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? Q: Did you hear about the guy who ran infront of the bus? A: They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe. Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? Q: What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves Q: Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work. A: When you take it off you wonder where her tits went. A: Spit, swallow, and gargle, Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? What's the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist? A bandleader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers. A: Because they've got big mouths and little dicks. A: A submarine Q: Whats long, Hard and Erects stuff? Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? Q: Name the five great kings that have brought happiness in to peoples lives A: Drinking Licking sucking fucking and wanking. Q: What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Mever bin laid on Q: Why is santa so jolly? Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: The grass tickles their balls Q: What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown? Q: What is pink, goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet? Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't? Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common? Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in. A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U. Q: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? A: They both have special needs Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off Q: Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer? A: He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens! A: When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?